PJs - The Life Savior at Office

Monday Morning Blues, Tuesday Afternoon’s Laziness, Sleepy Wednesdays, Intolerable Thursdays, Never Ending Fridays and those Torturous Saturdays; Offices end up being boring….no matter how much you enjoy your work. And, this is because we humans by nature are born lazy.

Now the question is- How to ensure that we work and atleast justify a part of the salary we earn? The Salary is inversely proportional to the amount of work a person does in the office, Uff you don't believe me - see around in your office, the peon probably works longer and harder than anyone else but earns the least. Oho, I m going off track here. Now, to combat the situation in the office adopt our method – Form a PJ Association. For the serious employees PJ here stands for Poor Jokes – Santa Banta, Haathi Cheeti, Rajnikanthisms etc. Even CID shayari and jingle shayari can be included in the list of charter for the Association.

Steps to follow:

i. Find out like minded people 1-2 initially and form an Association. Decide on basic rules like type of PJs, frequency and timings etc.

ii. After you start the association, start with a close knit group and send them first few emails. Please remember as you are doing all this in office timings, take care to stay away from the Office Gossips and Management Spies. P.S - use personal email IDs only.

iii. Slowly expand your email list. Include a couple of  junior members if you feel some respondents send great PJs in reply to your emails.

Now see, I forgot the most important tip –

iv. where to find the content to keep the PJ Association running and healthy. Bolo Google baba ki jai – Nothing is impossible to find on www.google.com.

v. Just type the kind of Pjs you are looking for and you find the material. Be very choosy – pick the worst of the lot to be a part of PJ gang.

A few examples of highly graded PJs:

1. Sehwag 99run par pahunch k out ho gaya

Sehwag 99run par pahunch k out ho gaya

DAYA...Gaadi start karo Finger Prints Match ho gaya...

2. Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,

Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?

Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'

3. India is a nation, dadar is a station..wah....india is a nation,dadar is a station..wah....DON'T FALL IN LUV,FIRST COMPLETE UR EDUCATION.

 

4. 1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss

Mutual funds are subjected to market risks..!!!!

 

5. what is the cube of 13?

Its : SUROOR

wondering how? thats bcoz....
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR

6. The world will not end in 2012, Rajnikanth has bought a computer with a 3 year warranty.

You will see that life of the people would become easier in office after receiving a couple of emails from the PJ Association members everyday. So start one soon at your office and get good wishes along with the salary that you earn - with no extra time required.

For any further details(How to start and continue), you may get in touch with me or My PJ Association Partner Shweta Khanna Bhatia. We are open to partnerships and branch associations, only condition is that you should be as crazy as us and send us some PJs to clear our entrance test.